Mad as a Hatter

cokeflow:

call me old fashioned but 4 year olds should not own iPhones

My dad asked me when I was going to, finally, get my daughter (8.5 months old) her own phone. I replied, “When she can go places on her own!”

Sorry John, Mary’s got the better excuse.
She was kind enough to be dead.
You were just a bad father.

japhers:

silly comic with vampires and their human make-up artist friends

onthelosingside:

otterbatch:

#EVERY #DETAIL #NO #TINY #LOOK #OR #SHIFT#IS #SPARED
this is my favorite post

lordwhat:

(x) Can I just-

seriouslyamerica:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND? Because this is my favorite part in the whole movie. Mulan is back to wearing traditionally feminine clothing, and Shan Yu is mocking her “Looks like you’re out of ideas.”

BUT Mulan is all FUCK NO and disarms that asshole with a GODDAMN SYMBOL OF FEMININITY.

NOT TODAY SHAN YU. NOT TODAY.

Let me tell you why Mulan is my favorite.

  • Mulan’s voice actor, Ming-Na Wen, is also Agent Melinda May on Agent’s of Shield. 
  • Mulan was never a good warrior because she was as good as a man she was a good warrior because she was better than every man amongst her fellows.
  • She figured out how to get the arrow first.
  • She defeated the whole of the Hun army (with only a handful of survivors).
  • She got them into the palace.
  • She bested Shan Yu in single combat.
  • And that’s just Disney’s Mulan.
  • Hua Mulan is believed to have been a real woman.
  • She beat out her brother’s and her father to go to war.
  • According to epic poem depicting her tale, her true identity was never discovered despite being at war for years.
  • It wasn’t until her army buddies looked her up later and she came to the gate as herself was it ever learned she was a woman.
grinningmoonlight:

iamthedukeofurl:

Toph as a mother would be somewhat terrifying. Lin tries to sneak out of the house without doing her chores, suddenly a voice bellows from across the house “I DIDN’T FEEL YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM!”
Lin gets back from school with a report card “Tell me what you got in History” “…B+?” “You’re lying” *Metalbends a megaphone* “HEY TWIKLETOES! FLY OVER HERE AND READ THIS REPORT CARD FOR ME!”Lin is learning earthbending ” Mom…my room dosn’t have any walls” “I know, I got rid of them. You have until tonight to make new ones, remember your stance!”

THE FUCKING LAST ONE

grinningmoonlight:

iamthedukeofurl:

Toph as a mother would be somewhat terrifying.

Lin tries to sneak out of the house without doing her chores, suddenly a voice bellows from across the house “I DIDN’T FEEL YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM!”

Lin gets back from school with a report card “Tell me what you got in History” “…B+?” “You’re lying” *Metalbends a megaphone* “HEY TWIKLETOES! FLY OVER HERE AND READ THIS REPORT CARD FOR ME!”

Lin is learning earthbending ” Mom…my room dosn’t have any walls” “I know, I got rid of them. You have until tonight to make new ones, remember your stance!”

THE FUCKING LAST ONE

Please reblog if you enjoy Marvel and you’re a woman

emeraldscholar:

upallnightogetloki:

aurea-lucem:

benedict-hiddleston-pace:

I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!

MARVEL WOMEN ASSEMBLE

I nearly snapped my fucking neck doing a double take at “he says that Marvel is for guys”. No sir, it is absolutely fucking NOT just an all-boys club.

Are you sure he’s a friend

museaway:

I made a flow chart illustrating the sophisticated process I use to weed through fics. 

museaway:

I made a flow chart illustrating the sophisticated process I use to weed through fics. 

tastefullyoffensive:

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